Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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