I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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