Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
