Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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