You're my little dorito
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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