I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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