...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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i've created a new STD.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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