Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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