What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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