remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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