ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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