HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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