dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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