I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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