so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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