He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
