it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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