This girl is more easily done than said...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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