so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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