we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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