If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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