He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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