If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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