we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
