your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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