It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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