Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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