john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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