Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We're facebook friends in real life
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
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go home
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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