The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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