just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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