We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
send nudes
from the living room?
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