Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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