what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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