I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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