Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
tell me about the fingering
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