I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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