Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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