For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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