The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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