did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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