Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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