i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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