Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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