The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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