i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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