Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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