Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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