i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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