god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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