i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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