Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
